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Floor 1337

The Leet Floor

As dictated by u/Jaegernaut-, this is the leet floor. They provided the following description:
“The elevator only goes to this floor if you can crack the 65,536-bit semisentient encryption algorithm, or if you bang on the keypad and cuss with conviction out of sheer frustration.
Once the doors open you are treated to a skybox-like view walking directly into a digital dance club and bar, with DefinitelyNotDaftPunk spinning beats from the overwatch balcony.
A 12 foot tall humanoid robot with an equally overcompensating chainsword sword-shaped chainsaw but no head blocks the front of a short line and occasionally moves a velvet rope to let guests pass through. How he sees anyone isn’t quite clear until you realize he is pointing a finger camera around. Mounted in the wall off to the side is an alcove with a framed print of what looks like a tactical HUD display in some kind of abandoned factory hallway, with the still image showing a claymore mine that reads “Front towards enemy” in big bright letters.
Inside mainly you can get any cocktail or beverage you want and pay in credsticks, which apparently everyone has in their pockets.

Bottle service is available.

There’s a large gangplank guests sometimes walk to the cheering of the crowd, with high scores reserved for especially memorable leaps that are displayed in ranked order over the bar.

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