As dictated by u/ReactsWithWords, this floor is the Spiral Tower Free University (STFU).
“Take any class you want; teach any class you want for that matter. Class sizes range from a handful of students to a 300-person auditorium. Liberal Arts? Humanities? STEM? It’s all here. And, of course, STFU boasts probably the best Computer Science department in the world, what with it being staffed entirely by reddit nerds.
Of course it’s not just book education you get here. There’s the Student Union where we have the campus newspaper, the radio station (which can be picked up throughout the entire Spiral Tower), and organizations for just about every group you can think of.
And yes, we have award-winning teams in Baseball, Football, Basketball, Hockey, Soccer, Calvinball, Quidditch, among others, fighting our rivals at Franksgard University.
You can get your diploma right here (some assembly is required).
We also have a large exchange program. Credits received at any one of these fine colleges or universities are honored at STFU and vice-versa.
There is a good number of places to eat and drink off campus, as well as places to shop. There’s also a nice hotel, Hotel STFU, for off-campus guests who are visiting.Finally, thanks to u/dedokta, you can get your very own Spiral Tower Free University T-shirt (and any other STFU swag you care to buy).”
Sign the Guest Book