As dictated by u/LOTRugoingtothemall, this is Big Joe’s cottage. The following is a description of the floor provided by them:
“Floor 309 opens to a cozy, pleasant cottage with a warm fire belonging to “Big Joe”. Big Joe was a truck driver and a gentle soul in his former life. A number of years ago, Big Joe was driving a tanker truck loaded with gasoline. when he came upon a blind spot after a bridge. As the road bent he was quickly coming upon a school bus that was stopped while picking up children. He knew he could never stop in time and rather than plowing right into the back of the bus, he purposely crashed his rig into the bridge abutment, killing him instantly. For years after, there were many stories of the ghost of Big Joe giving rides to hitchhikers along the highway, offering them sage advice on the ride.
This is Joe’s temporary resting place and he welcomes any and all friendly visitors, especially any with news of his surviving wife. Any travelers automatically gain a permanent buff of +5 to Wisdom and Charisma upon entry. Hostile actions are met with immediate and long lasting effects, such as permanent debuffs of random stats, loss of bowel control, or seizures upon hearing any Billy Joel song post 1978. To any friendly guests, Big Joe freely offers invaluable insight into life and happiness. He is also a fantastic cook and specializes in meatless appetizers. He also makes an amazing cup of coffee.
It has already been decreed that upon the death of his wife, she will join him in a separate afterlife as a reward for his sacrifice. Feel free to stop by as often as you like. As with life, we don’t know how long we have to enjoy his company.”
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