Seniors Floor

As dictated by u/ReactsWithWords, this floor is the Seniors Floor:
“Only Stowerlings who are 50 years old and older are allowed here. There are rocking chairs and La-Z-Boy recliners here to relax on. In the main room there’s a large screen TV with a DVD player hooked up (no streaming), and a collection of all the Boomer/Gen X favorite shows including Murder She Wrote, The Waltons, Little House on the Prairie, Matlock, The Brady Bunch, and several others. There are also dozens of classic movies (the newest being “Titanic”).
There’s a couple of side rooms, one with wood paneling, a few black light posters on the wall, and most importantly a stereo with a turntable and hundreds of classic rock albums. There is a fridge here stocked with soda and cheap beer. The couches here are in dubious condition. The other room is painted ivory, has very comfortable leather seats, and the stereo has a CD player with hundreds of classical, jazz, and blues CDs. They serve hot tea here, including a large selection of herbal teas. Both rooms are soundproofed so you can’t hear one from the other, and can’t hear either in the main room.
There’s another side room with wood panelling, comfortable leather seats, and a large library with a few hundred books.
There’s a large balcony with a good sized herb garden and a flower garden.
Finally, there’s a large room off the main room for playing bridge, and Bingo every Friday just after the Flush.”
As I (u/Psychomaniac14) am not a senior, I cannot confirm nor deny anything described here.