Oddly Specific Advice Floor

As dictated by myself (u/Psychomaniac14) this is the Oddly Specific Advice Floor:

Here you’ll find books, videos, and NPCs willing to provide oddly specific advice. You’d wonder what happened for this advice to come by, but eventually it may end up being useful. There’s also free Kindle devices pre-loaded with every religious text translated and transliterated into and from every language for every possible variation of “Will you date me? Breathe if yes. Recite the Bible in Japanese if no””